Movie Critic Hired

The Thornton Herald is pleased to announce the hiring of our first position outside of editor, designer, writer, linguist, lunch crew, pine needle raker, and child care taker. You may have seen simple blurbs along the side about recent films, but due to incredible demand, DC Tauntaun will expand his reviews and include a small post of each film he sees. Whether one agrees or disagrees, at least DC is now busy and occupied instead of annoying the rest of us with his dry humor.